英语幽默小故事（精选27个）

故事：在现实认知观的基础上，对其描写成非常态性现象。是文学体裁的一种，侧重于事件发展过程的描述。以下是小编为大家整理的英语幽默小故事，希望能够帮助到大家。

英语幽默小故事 1

Present for Girlfriend

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.

The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it ‘To my one and only love‘. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."

送给女友的礼物

在一家珠宝店里，一位年轻人买了一个贵重的小金盒作为送给女友的礼物。“要我把她的`名字刻在上面吗?”珠宝商问道。

那名顾客想了一会儿，然后说道：“不--在上面刻‘给我唯一的爱’。这样，如果我们闹崩了，我还可以再用到它。”

英语幽默小故事 2

Five Months Older

The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.

But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised.

"How old are you?" he said.

"Eighteen, sir," said John.

"But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?"

"Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."

大五个月

第二次世界大战开始了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时，他说他已经十八岁了。

可约翰的'哥哥刚入伍没几天，而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时，感到非常惊奇。

“你多大了?”军医问。

“十八，长官。”约翰说。

“可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗?”

约翰脸红了，说：“哦，不是，长官，我哥哥比我大五个月。”

英语幽默小故事 3

Two Soldiers

Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"

Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.

Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.

Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"

Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.

George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.

"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.

George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"

军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?”

比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。

乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。

这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：“你要出去吗?”

比尔说：“是的.。”随即打开了门。

乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有...”他停住了。

“你还要什么?”比尔问。

乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是-?”

英语幽默小故事 4

Very Pleased to Meet You

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.

One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I’m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.

Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.

Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys."

"Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.

"Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister."

"I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"

在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。

一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要出国，但如果我们能够相互写信，我会很高兴。”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。

后来，他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的`某个部队医院里。

琼到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。”

“这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。

“噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。”

“很高兴认识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。”

英语幽默小故事 5

West Point

My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point."

One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, "We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point."

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父亲、哥哥和我到西点军校去观看一场陆军与波士顿大学之间的橄榄球赛。开始之前，我们到处转了转，碰到许多穿着整齐制服的`学员。几名游客问新兵是否愿意摆出军姿来让他们摄。“好让我们的儿子知道，如果他到西点军校来学习会得到什么。”

一对中年夫妇走近一名非常漂亮的女学员，问她是否愿意摆个姿势照相。他们解释说：“我们想让儿子知道他没来西点军校错过了什么。”

英语幽默小故事 6

Midway Tactics

Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

中间战术

三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。

右边的'零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”

左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”

中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。

英语幽默小故事 7

Once upon a time, there was a very lazy pig who only knew how to eat and sleep, and seldom did anything for others. One day, when mother pig came home, she was so tired that she asked the pig to buy food. After hearing the pig, he twisted his fat ass and said, "I dont want to go. I dont want to go." Pig mother listen to pig, say to it: "you this lazy insect, if you go, I give you chocolate to eat." Hearing this, the pig got up reluctantly, took a basket and slowly walked out of the house. Along the way, he played while he walked, smelling and smelling. Suddenly, the pig smelt a fragrance, so, the pig thought: there must be a lot of delicious food, ha ha. He walked along the scent, and at last came under a big tree. He saw many delicious food, and he jumped on it and ate. When he was eating, he had no idea that a ferocious Wolf was hiding in the grass behind him. In a few moments, the pig finished eating those things. Lying on the grass, he felt his round belly and said, "its delicious. Its delicious." All of a sudden, the Wolf came out of the grass, and the two green eyes were looking at the pig. Piggy saw the Wolf and wanted to run away, but because the piggy didnt like to exercise, he ate so many things just now, he couldnt run, so he shouted for help. The Wolf got closer and closer, and the dog at the bottom of the mountain heard the cry of the piggy. He shouted to his companion, and he rushed at full speed to the mountain. Luckily, the dog ran up the mountain in time. The Wolf saw so many dogs, and was so angry that he ran away.

When the pig came home, he told the whole story, and the mother said, "my child! You should take this as a deep lesson and stop being lazy.

From then on, the pig got up very early every day and worked out, becoming a lovely and healthy pig.

英语幽默小故事 8

Noodles, instant noodles and steamed stuffed buns are good friends. They have a deadly enemy, a cookie.

On Sunday, the noodles eat breakfast, go to find instant noodles to play! Noodles dont get up until that time. Noodles are just there for instant noodles.

Its time to eat instant noodles! The instant noodles father say: "noodles you eat?" The noodles reply: "I have eaten! Instant noodles uncle." The instant noodles say: "I thought you did not eat, let you eat that in this." After eating the instant noodles, they go to find baozi! To baozis home. Baozi was waiting for them at the door.

Theyre playing hide and seek! Instant noodles are caught! After a while, the cookies are seen! It was dressed up as a noodle, and it was broken with a stone. Baozi saw that the noodles were not playing with the noodles again. This time the biscuit is happy!

It is convenient to face baozi to say: "I never found noodles" baozi is not listening.

Later, instant noodles found a mask of noodles in the area where they were playing.

It goes to baozi, baozi, which makes it clear that the noodles are made of biscuits. Baozi apologized to the noodles.

From then on, they became good friends again. This plan of biscuits has failed! He accidentally fell into the river and suffocated!

英语幽默小故事 9

Monkeys are known as the "banana king", while some small animals also like bananas, but banana trees are occupied by monkeys. If someone eats a little banana, the banana king will go crazy with you, and everyone is afraid to eat bananas. The banana king is very proud of it.

One day, a banana appeared in the banana forest. Everyone is very rare, warm welcome. The name of the elephant was cut and it was decided that it was directed at the banana. It is true that it is more mad than a monkey to eat a banana. Its hilarious! Sure enough, after a while, the banana elephant is hungry, then go to look for a banana, walk to walk, suddenly see a bright -- a banana forest! He was so mad that he ran and ran, shaking the ground, which frightened the monkeys who were eating bananas. Some are scared silly, flabbergasted, some creaks, scattered to flee, and also is the British army, jump to the prewar. The Monkey King said, "shoot, kill --" the monkeys swarms. Oh, the elephant is so big, the monkeys run to the elephants feet and run away. Only the Monkey King is there.

The elephant looks very calm and gulps the banana, the monkeys are angry and helpless. At last the king of the monkey said, "hey, you giant lunatic, why eat our bananas?" "Well, yours? Ah -- ha, Im sorry. However, this banana other animal also likes to eat, that I ask you, other animals cant eat, you monopolize, this good?" The monkeys looked at each other and lowered their heads to reflect on their selfishness.

So the monkeys "liberated" the banana forest, and the banana forest was filled with joy. The monkeys were so happy for the first time.

Soon the banana was coming home, the monkeys were reluctant to give up, and the monkey said to the elephant, "thank you for letting us know that it is truly happy to be happy with everyone."

英语幽默小故事 10

We are a group of happy rabbits, living in the forest.

In our family, the other members are all grey, only me, all white, very beautiful, so everyone is very fond of me, and affectionately call me "little white".

My friends were so envious that I was so beautiful that I liked to play with me. It made me feel very happy and proud. Naturally, this beautiful white hair became my favorite.

One day, mom asked us to practice running. I ran for a while, feeling a sweat, and found that the white fur was covered with dust and dirt and dirt. I wrinkled my brows in pain and said to my mother, "mom, Im tired, can I have a rest?" Mother lovingly said to me, "son, you go to rest! But remember to come back and practice!" I was relieved, ran home, jumped into the tub, took a shower with my heart...

From then on, every time I practiced running, I slowly and carefully, for fear that I would get dirty with white and beautiful hair.

The days passed by. One day, I was playing outside with my good friend David and xiao jia. Suddenly a big gray Wolf came, and we scattered and ran for our lives. Becks and xiao jiayi had run out of sight, but I could not run fast, so in a hurry, I had to hide in the grass. But the Wolf found me at once, and he flung himself on the ground with his paw. In fear, I asked the Wolf in disbelief, "why am I hiding here, and will you find out?" The Wolf laughed and said, "ha ha, it is your white fur that has exposed you!" So...

Beauty brought me glory, but it also cost me my life. I cant bear to regret that a big mouth of blood is closing in on me.

英语幽默小故事 11

A long time ago, there was a very beautiful country. Everywhere are red flowers, green grass, leafy trees. However, it is very hot here and every day seems to have a red sun. Many people get sick from heatstroke. Yunyun thought: the sun is in the sky everyday, so many partners are sick, I want to look for the sun, to comment on him. So the clouds set out. She walked a long way, sweating, thirsty and tired. After many hardships, yunyun finally found the sun.

The cloud said to the sun, "you shall not burn the earth. Were all sunburned." The sun says: "I am in the sky all day to serve for you, also enough tired, is looking for a blue sky mother to please a few days home!" Yun yun returned to his hometown with satisfaction. But the sight of her home gave her a great fright: the flowers withered, the grass turned yellow, and the luxuriant trees became bare. It was only then that the suns grandfather knew that if he did not shine, all life would be ruined. Yun yun hurried to seek the sun. This time, she said politely to the sun, "Im sorry, sun, I shouldnt have driven you away. Come back! Always shine upon the earth. "The sun said happily," good boy, you can change my mind. I forgive you." With that, the sun went up into the sky. Soon, a white cloud slowly came down, yunyun flew back home in baiyun. The flowers were more beautiful there, and they seemed to be smiling at the clouds. The clouds passed through the green grass, and the grass was rustling in the grass, as if to welcome the clouds back. Clouds pass through the old willow tree, the branches of the willow are constantly shaking, as if to thank yunyun. Yunyun has an unspeakable happiness in her heart. She said to herself, "the sun is so good!

英语幽默小故事 12

One day, the animal kingdom held a meeting. The theme of the meeting was "let me live again" and asked the animals to speak up and talk about their ideas.

Cat spoke first: if let me live once again, I want to be a rat. I ate my master a fish, is a half to death. The mouse, can dig out in the kitchen, eating and drinking, people think this is understandable.

The cat the words sound just fell and rat immediately stood up, took a white cat said: if let me live once again, I want to be a cat. Receive salaries, get the pay, from birth to death is director of the feed, from time to time and our similar to give you send fish shrimp, very comfortable??

When the rat finished, the pig said, "if I were to live again, I would be a cow. I am tired but I have a good reputation, and we are just a fool, a symbol of the lazy worm. Even curses say "stupid pig ".

The cow listens, the head shakes like a rattle: if let me live again, I want to make a pig, I eat is grass, milking is milk, stem is the strength to live, but who gave me the praise work, the award? To be a pig, to be happy, to eat, to sleep, fat head, to be like a fairy.

When eagles also said: if let me live once again, I want to be a chicken. Water thirsty and hungry rice, living room, also protected by people. We, drifting in the outside, all the year round the wind rain, also alert for sniping at close, living well tired.

Can chicken said, if let me live once again, I want to be an eagle, flying the sky, a trap to catch the chicken. And we are in addition to the eggs SiChen, every day also scared, afraid of being caught was kill,.

They envy others, but despise themselves.

In fact, everyone is unique, must learn to love themselves well, do not need to envy others, the situation is the creation of oneself, happy or not, success or not, is created by oneself.

英语幽默小故事 13

One afternoon, panda mom is busy, it fear of panda disrupted it, let it go to play in the park, wait for when you eat, my mother will come to take it home to eat in the park, but can not run, and mom gave him a little pocket money, let him tired will come back to buy some fruit to eat, after the panda doll understand, followed the panda mom came to the car before, ready to drive.

Panda mom drove the car, the panda doll back to the park to play, panda said goodbye with my mother, went to the park to play for a while, very tired, you came to the fruit stand in front of the park bought some bananas, it went to the park under the brand of the cool, it took a banana, skinning opened immediately, and began to exhaled eating it, sweet and delicious banana, went the panda doll is finished, the panda doll saw next to a trash can, but it is very lazy, so it is readily throw banana skin to the green grass, the sun grandfather see, very angry, but panda didnt know it, but feel very happy, panda sat enough, it is going to the park to play, but it sat for a long time, for a long time to climb up, ah... Panda doll finally stood up, but it is a step, just fell down, at that time, mother just finished cooking dinner, he saw a panda baby crying, the in the mind very worried, immediately got out of the car, its a look at the panda at the foot of the banana skin, just understand, the panda say: "you hurry up and pick up the banana skin, or others to slip in, that what to do," such as the red panda after losing, mother will bring it to see the doctor.

Children, this story tells us, can not litter, or will be like a panda, wrestling.

英语幽默小故事 14

Once upon a time, there lived a very strong in the mountain forests of the devil, eat a chicken every day, every two days to eat a sheep, every three days to eat a cow, and a little unhappy, pull the tree destroyed houses and people around the stockade now dare to anger cant speak.

A brave ant was determined to exhale for the people. He found the devil and said carefully, "you are very powerful, but not necessarily my opponent! Dont believe us make a bet!

Little ants dare to challenge themselves! Ha ha, the demon guffaw a sound, say: "bet bet, bet what you say!"

The little ant said, "I asked you to step on me with your foot. If you dont kill me, you will leave the mountain forest. If I die, I wont have to pay you.

The demon listen to think ridiculous, thought: I can knock down a big tree, one foot kick to turn over a house, a fist smashing an elephant, how can not overcome a small ant? Just say yes.

The next day, the gambling game officially began, the animals in the mountain forest and people all came to see the lively, all for the little ant pinched a sweat.

The demon held out a huge paw, grabbed the little ant and slammed into the ground. The little ant was not only safe, but he continued to climb on the ground happily.

The devil was angry, and he raised his hairy feet and stepped on the little ant. He stepped on it, two or three, and stepped on more than 100. The demon thought that the little ant must be dead, and looked down, and found the little ant crawling out of his broad feet.

The little ant won, and the devil left the mountain obediently.

英语幽默小故事 15

In the morning, the little animals played in the forest lawn, with ponies, hedgehogs, puppies, chickens, and calves, playing hide-and-seek.

The calf hid behind the tree, the chicken hid in the tree, the dog crouched behind the stone, and the hedgehog hid in the grass. Now, its the ponys turn. Little ma east look for, the west to look for, yi, the little friends all hide where to go? Suddenly, the pony saw a tiger in the distance, and it was coming this way quietly. The little horse quickly shouted everyone out, the friends frightened, the chicken said: "tiger come, everybody run!" When he heard this, all of us were going to run, and at that moment the colt came forward and said, "if we run this time, the next tiger will come, and well beat it... Ill be the bait... Lets do it this way -- "the colt told his friends about his plan.

When the tiger came, he saw the ponies eating the grass leisurely, thinking: it seems that my plan to sneak attack will be successful! Then he lifted the tigers paw and patted the ponies, while the colt leaped with dexterity, and the tiger jumped into the air. The tiger was very angry and went straight to the pony, and he ran to the back of the tree. Then the calf jumped out and turned the tiger upside down with its horns. The little horse turned round to give the tiger a hoof, the tiger one hatchet, the claw again was stabbed a hedgehog, the chicken jumped down from the tree, hard to catch the tigers eyes. The little dog snapped at the tigers tail while the tiger was crying.

Together, they attacked the tiger. The tiger was so hurt that he ran away. Then there was a blind tiger in the forest, whose tail was only half left.

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There is a country mouse and a city mouse made good friends. One day the city mouse went to the country mouse and said, "Goodafternoon, nicetomeetyou." "What? What did you say? asked the country mouse in surprise. "Ha-ha, I just learned an English spoken word, meaning: good afternoon, good to see you." "Said the city mouse triumphantly. The country mouse said, "I havent learned English yet. My family has cereal, beans, sweet potato to treat you, also is my hometowns native produce, is the green food, please feel free to use." The two mice ate and talked, and soon ate up all the food on the table. The city mouse went on, "I invite you to go to town to eat a lot of delicious food."

The next day, the country mouse went to the city mouses house. "Ah! What a big house! What a beautiful piano! Good food: bread, cheese and steak are things I havent seen before. "Come, make yourself at home, help yourself! Said the city mouse. "You look at yourself, you have a big belly, fat and fat, are you eating these foods? Haha, but I can eat a big meal." said the country mouse. "Ill play the piano for you! Said the city mouse. "Its good to live in the city. You can learn English and play the piano." said the country mouse. "You still dont know the trouble in the city. You can learn English early, play the piano in the afternoon, play ball at night, and fill up all the places on Monday and Sunday. "Replied the city mouse helplessly. Then the country mouse said, "we have no one to teach." "Our homework teacher arranges, the parents help, some also requests the tutor, the request is strict." The country mouse replied at once, "Ill go back to the quiet country and eat my oats, beans, and sweet potatoes, and live a leisurely life."

The story tells us that life in the country and in the city has its own good, and no one needs to envy anyone.

英语幽默小故事 17

Cloud brother is the child of white cloud mother, speaking of the dark cloud brother, it is a naughty child, not to mention how naughty it is. He used to call her sister thunderstorm, and it rained heavily, and there were floods in many places...

Today, cloud brother came up with a new pattern to play. No, he came to the back of the sun with a puff of smoke, and he wore a mask and fooled people. It jumped out of the back of the sun and made the sun go home. The thunder gong roared with anger. The wind uncle rushed out to help...

Dark cloud brother thinks now is my best time, ha ha ha... At this moment, uncle feng saw that it was a small cloud playing, and tried to persuade him to do some serious things. However, it dismissive, said: "do I want you to manage? Dont mess with me, old man! The wind was red with anger, but he was gasping for breath. Later, the uncle came to the white cloud to complain. White cloud mother came immediately. She saw the dark cloud cover the whole sky, and the earth became dark. The white cloud mother was angry and drank. Black cloud brother saw his mother angry, know that it is cheaper to run. For he saw his mother as if he had a natural enemy, and like a rabbit chased by a tiger, he slipped away. But how could it escape? It was caught by baiyuns mother and taught a lesson. Forcing it to apologize to the uncle and the sun, and finally to bring the sun out again... People are happy again.

From then on, dark cloud brother no longer dare to misbehave. Of course, the white cloud mother also has sleeping to rest, dark cloud younger brother also will steal to come out for a while...

英语幽默小故事 18

Elephant life will have a long nose, but the little elephant is not happy, because for such a long nose, it walk and sleep all feel very inconvenient, and not good-looking, so it begged mom: "mom, the nose is so long, really ugly, and bulky, and you help me out." Mother exclaimed, "ah, my child, our long nose is useful, but we cant say it! But the little elephant said, "useful? Where is there? This nose is always next to the ground when I walk, how troublesome!" Mom said calmly, "you can dump both sides of your nose." So the little elephant did what his mother said, and it was very easy.

One day, my mother asked the baby elephant to water the vegetables in the vegetable garden by the river. The elephant came to the vegetable garden and said, "wow, how do you water such a large dish?" So the elephant ran home and asked his mother, "mother, the vegetable field is too big. How to water it?" "Its time for your nose to work," she said. "you can water it with your nose." The little elephant did it with his mothers words. After a short while, it was finished, and finally he took a good bath with his nose.

To make the elephant more aware of the role of the nose, the mother took the elephant to a place where it was eaten and said, "you use your nose to get food into your mouth." The baby elephant did it! Thats easy! Then the mother taught the baby elephant to pull the tree with her nose. The little elephant was learning to look like a mother, and she pulled out a big tree easily with her nose. Standing by, her mother asked, "how, do you want to lose your nose?" Little elephant hurriedly say: "no, no, such a good nose, I can like."

英语幽默小故事 19

Once upon a time, there were two hilltops in the dense forest, and a large group of lions living in the east for generations. On the west side was a herd of cattle with two sharp knives on their heads. They dont invade each other, and sometimes resist foreign enemies. One day, the forest to a hungry fox, he had three days no food to eat, so hungry before the heart with a back, in the distance he lion hill and hill, eyebrows a wrinkly, stratagem to mind. I thought I could finally have a big meal.

He climbed up the first lion hill, the jovian lion king said: "o king, the king of supreme, I am a poor man, fleeing just after cattle hill, hear them in to when you do not guard against, on the mountains will drive you out?" The lion king did not believe at first, but the foxs sweet words puzzled him, so he decided to start with the strong, leading the other lions to rush to the head of the cattle.

Fox and galloped arrived in cattle hill, in front of the lions and the king said to the cow, "o king, I have just after the lion hill, listens to them to say:" the cow mountain these limbs developed, simple things too in the way, today we brought them all out, expand territory by himself!" I am afraid that your majesty will be poisoned. I will report to you before they come. I am afraid they are almost there. Please get ready." When the bull king heard this, he flew into a rage, and immediately began to run down the hill with his herd of cattle.

Sure enough, they met, and the two sides scuffled together. The fox was alone on the mountain, waiting for both of them to lose. In the end, only the lion king and bull king fought, and the lion king had broken the front leg of the bull king, and the lion kings horns were covered with black and blue, and the fox took the opportunity to eat a meal, and then went away.

英语幽默小故事 20

There was a self-righteous little donkey who thought he was the most capable man in the world.

One day, the little donkey stood with his head held high and his head held high. When he saw his sister grinding his face, the little donkey went over and said, "my sister, do you dare to wear my face? Ha ha! You must not dare! Who calls me the best in the world? "No problem," said the elder sister. But you cant cry when you lose. "Dont look down on me," said the donkey. The little donkey grinds up without saying a word.

The little donkey did not know how many laps he had worn, and he was so tired that he fell to the ground and gasped. When he looked back, he saw that his sister was wearing several times his own. The little donkey had to walk away.

The little donkey came to the gas station, saw the big brother of the truck refueling, went over to say: "big fellow, come and I compare try running!" The truck said, "no kidding, Im having lunch." The little donkey said, "one, two, three, go!" As soon as the voice fell, he ran away. The big truck filled up with oil and ran after it.

The little donkey was very happy, and thought to himself, "that stupid fellow, who hasnt had enough yet?" When he looked back, he saw a tall figure approaching him, and the donkey panicked and ran quickly, but for a while he was out of breath and his legs were weak. "Stop!" he cried. Stop! Stop! The game is over!

But the big truck ignored him and ran past him like the wind. He threw the donkey at the back, and in the blink of an eye, he could not find the shadow. The little donkey stood in the middle of the road and sighed deeply. "this time I lost again."

From then on, the little donkey was no longer arrogant.

英语幽默小故事 21

Once upon a time, there lived a frog in a well. Now, decades later, it has children and grandchildren to celebrate it. There was a lot of delicious food at the birthday party, and the house was full of all kinds of decorations.

At the end of the old frogs birthday party, suddenly a little frog was very reluctant to live in such a small well, thinking of the outside world to see and have a career of his own. So the next day, the little frog bravely took the journey.

Frog was shocked after the city, is full of tall buildings and delicacies, animals with expensive sports car, live in luxurious house, eating delicious food, living a happy life... The little frog saw this, and thought of his daily life at the bottom of the well, and was more determined to stay in the city. The little frog also wanted to be carefree all day long, and he began a long working life.

The little frog gets up early every day. He cant stand such a tough day. Accidentally, it heard that the city had a vacant lot, which could cover tall buildings and make a lot of money. So the little frog looked for a dozen men, ready to contract the land. Small frog is very clever, it found the kangaroo construction bureau chief, said to his great plan, teach a dozen guys waiting downstairs, director of kangaroo saw these guys so loyal to the frog, and trust him, will this huge project to the frog, the little green frog. However, it thinks that some people are not loyal enough, and then they make a clever plan to drive out the disloyal people. From then on, the little frog leads these guys and begins a happy life...

The story of the little frog tells us: "dont be satisfied with the existing life, surpass yourself, break through the narrow space, and then persist in your efforts, and you will surely succeed!"

英语幽默小故事 22

There are two rooms in a cooler part of xuzhou, and one is an ice house made of ice. One is a straw house made of grass. They often say that they are iron brothers, and often: they share the same thing with each other. It seems like they are a pair of like-minded iron buddies.

One summer, the sky was very hot cicadas kept Shouting in the tree. Let people have an annoying idea in their hearts. As the igloo melted away, he cried out to the hut, "brother, please lend me some grass to block the sun." Relentless hut it turned him down, also QiXiongXiong said: "give you a little grass, do you want to have to return to my own forage is not enough I will lend you lend you if I was a fool, to go to you or ask someone else! Youre asking for it anyway." The ice house had a chill in its heart after listening to the hut. He said to himself, "hang in there! Dont melt away." So the igloo finally made it through the winter. The Spring Festival is coming, and several children set off firecrackers near the igloo and the hut. Suddenly, a spark came to the grass hut, the hut began to catch fire, and the cottage cried bitterly to the igloo. "the igloo will help me quickly." The ice house softened at the sound of the hut. He melted his body into a huge pile of water and jumped over to the fire in the hut. After a while, the fire in the hut was put out by the ice house, and the ice house was transformed into the sky with the water vapour. The hut was ashamed because he had not saved his friend who was in trouble when he was in danger. Moved by the ignoble spirit of the igloo, he made up his mind to help his friends like an igloo from now on.

Although the igloo was dead, he saved the hut and helped the hut break a bad habit.

英语幽默小故事 23

Childhood, is a song, is a picture, is an endless book. Turn over this wonderful book, it contains many good times and fairy tales. Today, Im going to tell you a story about my toys.

On this day, my father and mother went to work, and I went to school with my schoolbag early, and my family was quiet, leaving only my favorite toys. Look, they are moving, they are together. What are they talking about? A: oh, I was just talking about giving me a birthday present.

The little red dog stood up and shouted for me to dance, and at the same time he began to rehearse, and his clumsy dance made everyone laugh. The tortoise is small and shy, standing behind the little sister, he wants to sing a song for me, but I am sorry to say; The hippy monkey jumped onto the table, and he tried to flip me over, accidentally tipping over the table, and almost didnt fall. The beautiful and beautiful barbie doll rides her bike to show me her wonderful car skills. Even the little snail is unwilling to be lonely, slowly climb out of its small house to watch the lively.

Every word I say, the toys want to give away their presents.

英语幽默小故事 24

There was a frog who lived at the bottom of a well. He often heard how big the sea was, so he decided to go out and see.

By chance, it left the ancient well. He walked for two or three hours and finally saw a pond. He cried with delight, "I have finally seen the sea! The sea is so big!" A bird flew over its head and said, "fool, it is only a small pond."

So it went on. After a few days, I saw a river. It was very surprised, and said happily, "I have seen the sea, and I cannot see the end of it, nor the side which it has gone to." A bird flew over its head and said, "fool, this is only a river. How many rivers, how many places, can become the sea.

It went on. A few months later, it saw a large lake. He thought he saw the sea at last, and shouted: "sea! The sea! What a big sea."

"Dont be silly, its a lake. Tens of thousands of great lakes will not make the sea. Said an eagle flying over its head.

So he went on, and two or three years later he finally came to the sea. Listening to the waves of the sea, he was so surprised that he could not speak for a long time.

英语幽默小故事 25

One night, shans house was quiet. She was tired and lay on her bed.

Suddenly, hearing a whine, it was a toy bear crying silently. The little bear said, "I played with shan shan, but she didnt put me back home, and I lay on the cold floor."

Then he heard the cry of the toy mouse, and the mouse said, "everyone has his own home, but I cant go home."

The little turtle, the little dog, the Tom cat, all the people were grumbling about shan shant put them home.

So they decided to leave shanshan and let her spend a few days without toys. They opened the door and ran away.

The next morning, she got up and saw that the toy had disappeared. "Mom, mom, wheres my toy?" she asked.

Mother said, "it must be that you dont put your toys home. They ran away from home."

Shan looked at the empty toy frame and felt very lonely and sad. I must get rid of the bad habit of throwing things!

She found a big trumpet and shouted to the trumpet, "come back soon, toys! I wont let you loose again!

The toys hidden in the grass heard the sound of shan shan. They forgave shan shan and hurried back.

Shanshan was glad to see the toys come back, put them in their arms, and put them back home!

英语幽默小故事 26

Hello everyone, I am a brave and fearless toy soldier. I live in an ordinary toy shop, the desire is to have a loving little owner to buy me, play with me every day.

Sure enough, my wish came true. A sweet little boy came into the shop and looked around. He saw me, ran to him happily, hugged me, and I was bought. When I arrived at my new home, I felt happy and excited. I wish I could become a good friend with other toys in my new home. I also hope that my master will cherish me.

When I got to my new home, I started a new life, and I quickly became friends with other toys. Many of my friends have monsters, puppets, sports cars, muppets, jump balls... And so on. My master was a man who knew how to cherish things, and was gentle and not angry, so everyone liked him and liked to play with him.

In the new life, the most impressed me two things: on a sunny morning, and we played with the back garden of the master at home riding game of war, were having a great time, also smiled from ear to ear, this is my first time to play with the master so happy. One day, the host mother and father took the master to a prairie where they could have a picnic, a flower, or running around, and of course the host would not forget us. On the grassland, we sit on the soft ground, chatting and eating delicious lunch together, which makes me happy. These two things are the most impressive things to me, and two of my favorite things. I will always remember them in my mind and never forget them.

Thank you, master, for being with us, protecting us, and not hurting us all. One time in the past, the master also grow up, I will become old, weak soldiers, other friends will gradually aging, but we believe that you will always protect our dear master, love us, as we will always love you, accompany in your side.

英语幽默小故事 27

In the dead of night, all the people fell asleep, but the toy box was lively. It turned out that the toys were having a debate: who was the best?

At the start of the conference, a toy transformer said, "of course I am the best. Look! I will transform! Say that finish, this is called optimus prime transformers has turned into a large trailer, then into a robot to everybody said: "you toy, my friends, see, I, optimus prime, is the strongest!" By this time, he had 100 votes. "Great! he growled.

At that moment, a tall mechanical lego monster climbed out and protested, "no! Im the best! Look! Ill split it up!" With that said, the ground was only a lego piece. When the audience was in a hurry, the lego parts seemed to be absorbed, the parts immediately began to assemble, and the big, powerful mechanical monster appeared in front of the audience in five seconds. He said, "my friends, I am the best." He also got 100 tickets, like optimus prime.

The most exciting moment has come - fight! They went to the ring together and signed "life and death". Back underway. Optimus prime took the energy knife out of his hands and made a quick dash for the mechanical beast. "Da! The mechanical animals hand fell off, but the hand was sucked again, and the sound of the "che" was fixed on the body. The mechanical animal took the chance and kicked the head of optimus prime, "clang!" Optimus primes head fell off, but he didnt die, but he took his head and put it on his body, eh? Come on! So they fought for hours, tying the knot. The mechanical beast says, "alas! Its tied!" Optimus prime came up to him and said, "it doesnt matter, but friendship is important!" Then he pulled up the mechanical beast and went back into the toy box.

The rules of the general assembly are right, the outcome is important, but if you just want to win, its too boring.

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